There’s no better way to ring in the New Year than with laughter and joy from the kids! Here’s a collection of funny jokes to share with your family on New Year’s Eve to make everyone giggle and start 2025 with a smile.
New Year's Jokes for Kids
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What’s kids’ favorite day of the year?
- The day mom lets us do what’s usually forbidden!
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What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
- I haven’t seen you since last year!
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Why is the person planning a New Year’s celebration always failing?
- Because they always fail!
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Where can you find comedians at a New Year’s party?
- In the joke!
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Which group hates New Year’s Day?
- The cleaning crew on New Year’s Eve!
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What happened when an iPhone and fireworks were caught on New Year’s Eve?
- One was charged, and the other was let go!
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What happened to the person who stole a calendar on New Year’s Eve?
- They got 12 months!
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What do snowmen do on New Year’s Eve?
- They relax and enjoy!
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What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Year’s Eve?
- I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year!
Animal-Themed New Year’s Jokes for Kids
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What’s the cow’s favorite night of the year?
- New Year’s Eve!
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What’s the caterpillar’s New Year’s resolution?
- To start a new chapter!
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What’s the spider’s New Year’s resolution?
- Spend less time on the web!
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What does the monster say on New Year’s Eve?
- Happy New Fear!
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What type of moms let their kids go to bed with their shoes on?
- A horse mom!
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What shoes do frogs like to wear on New Year’s Eve?
- Open-toed shoes!
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What did the banana say to the gorilla on New Year’s Eve?
- Nothing, bananas can’t talk!
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Where do you find a dog with no legs?
- Wherever you left it!
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Why do birds fly south on New Year’s Eve?
- Because walking is too far!
School-Themed New Year’s Jokes for Kids
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Where did the math teacher spend New Year’s Eve?
- In front of the blackboard!
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What did Ahmed tell his mom on the first day of school after the New Year break?
- "They said I have to come back tomorrow!"
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Why didn’t the son want to show his dad his report card after the New Year break?
- Because he gave it to his friend to scare his parents!
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Why was the computer late for school?
- It stayed up all night on New Year’s Eve!
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Why did the broom get a bad grade in school?
- Because it was always sweeping during class!
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What did the cheerleaders say on New Year’s Eve?
- "Happy New Game!"
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Why are magicians good at school?
- They’re great at trick questions!
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What’s the king of all school supplies?
- The ruler (for hitting)!
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What did the student say to his mom when he got home from school?
- "Hi, Mom! I got a hundred today! 40 in reading and 60 in spelling."
Food-Themed New Year’s Jokes for Kids
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Why does someone sprinkle sugar on their pillow on New Year’s Eve?
- They want to start the year with sweet dreams!
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What should people never eat on New Year’s Eve?
- Fireworks!
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When did Adam’s pizza arrive from the restaurant?
- It arrived in the next year!
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Why should you put your calendar in the fridge?
- To start the new year with cool nerves!
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How did the cheese get injured on the playground?
- It got grated too hard!
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What’s the problem with running on New Year’s Eve?
- Snow falls into your drinks!
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Why doesn’t the toast like New Year’s Eve?
- Because it’s all about the toast!
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Why did the woman put on so much makeup when she went to get bread on New Year’s Eve?
- So she wouldn’t have to wait in line with the guys!
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Why did the family eat so much on New Year’s Eve? Even though eating adds weight?
- Because the stomach doesn’t know it’s nighttime!
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What did the stingy man do when he found expired milk?
- He forged the expiration date and drank it anyway!
Conclusion:
These jokes are sure to bring lots of laughs and smiles to your family as you ring in the New Year 2025! Share them with the kids and enjoy a fun, laughter-filled celebration. Happy New Year! 🎉
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